Oh my god I was comparing the censored and uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray again and in the uncensored version Lord Henry has 27 pictures of Dorian in his possession but they censored it to be 17. 27 whoa way too gay bring that down to a reasonable heterosexual number like 17 no homo!
A History of Reading, Alberto Manguel (via williamshakespearethings)
Tom Brady was tired from all the football he had been playing. He was sweaty too. He had scored like 100 touchdowns.
Something you should know about Tom Brady is that he is the best at football. He is also the best at sex. He is the Tom Brady of sex. He definitely knows what it is and how to…